Interview??

I went to an interview today( Friday 20th 2009). It was my first interview, and if I pass the interview I will get to become a prefect. The interview was kinda strange (Wondering if the real life job interviews are the same too) and I went through it with overheating ears.

Surrounded by the panel of shooters (Shoots alot of questions to lower confidence : Approach with caution) , Sadly all of them are guys, They shoot alot of question at me. I was overwhelmed by the brilliant bullets and died(Not)

Anyways, I will write down the questions they shot me with.(And the strange answers I came up with)

Shooter1: Take a seat
Me: *sits*
Shooter2: Give your certificates to the first interviewer.
Me: *Gives*
Shooter2: Okay then, we will start the interview.
Shooter3: Are you ready?
Me: Yes.
Shooter2: In 1 minute, briefly describe your life.
Me: Basically, My life is not interesting. Since young, I was taught to be disciplined by my elders, and I guess thats it.
Shooter2: Why do you want to be a prefect?
Me: (Hipocrisy) I want to apply all my abilities that I was brought up with since my young age to make the school a safer place.
Shooter1: You mean the school isn't safe now?
Shooter3: You mean we are not doing our jobs properly?
Me: (Oh my..) I don't mean that, you are doing your jobs properly, its just that...
Shooter1: What is the "unsafe" things that you mentioned?
Me: (Bla bla bla people bullying the weak... smoking behind stadium bla bla)
Shooter2: Look at the first interviewer.
Me: *Looks*
Shooter1: Is there anything wrong with my appearance?
Me: (For the love of..) Your hair is so untidy. You should comb it before you go to school each morning. You aren't wearing your necktie properly. Your collar isn't even straightened. Wear your jacket properly. I can't see your name tag!! (Nag nag nag nag nag rant rant)
Shooter1: Okay enough, look at the third interviewer.
Me: *Looks*
Shooter3: What is wrong with my appearance?
Me: Hmm... You look okay.. (Good job~ You give prefects a good nameeee *not*)
Shooter2: Now, can you sing the school rally?
Me: In English, or..?
Shooter1,2,3: Any language you like.
Me: (Sing sing sing, after some time I remember to put my hand on my chest, Sing sing remember whole song sing sing)
Shooter1: Okay. Stand up. Show me your prefect look.
Me: What?
Shooter1: A prefect look is a.... look that makes people afraid of you.
Me: (I wanted to open my mouth like carpfish) *Stands up and put on normal face*
Shooter2: If you are a prefect on duty, show us how you would walk.
Me: *walk walk* (I wanted to catwalk)
Shooter3: Okay, you may take a seat. Okay, lets say Im picking a fight with you. I bring all my group and wanted to bash you up. What would you do?
Me: (Hipocrisy) I will first look at your name to see if know you. Then I'l try to memorise your name and remember your face. Then, I'l walk off calmly to the teachers office and tell them about it. (Sigh..)
Shooter2: Lets say your best friend brings a handphone. What would you do?
Me: I'l try to make them convince me they won't bring it again. If I see them bringing it again, I will take it away. (General answer)
Shooter2: Does that mean you will give them a chance?
Me: Yeah.
Shooter1: *Shuffles certificates* Are you proud of your archievements?
Me: Not really...
Shooter123: WHy not?
Me: Because I believe I can archieve greater heights then this.
Shooter2: Okay. Its the end of the interview session. You may go out now.
Me: Phew (Boils)

And so that was it. I really hope I won't go through all that again.