I went to an interview today( Friday 20th 2009). It was my first interview, and if I pass the interview I will get to become a prefect. The interview was kinda strange (Wondering if the real life job interviews are the same too) and I went through it with overheating ears.
Surrounded by the panel of shooters (Shoots alot of questions to lower confidence : Approach with caution) , Sadly all of them are guys, They shoot alot of question at me. I was overwhelmed by the brilliant bullets and died(Not)
Anyways, I will write down the questions they shot me with.(And the strange answers I came up with)
Shooter1: Take a seat
Me: *sits*
Shooter2: Give your certificates to the first interviewer.
Me: *Gives*
Shooter2: Okay then, we will start the interview.
Shooter3: Are you ready?
Me: Yes.
Shooter2: In 1 minute, briefly describe your life.
Me: Basically, My life is not interesting. Since young, I was taught to be disciplined by my elders, and I guess thats it.
Shooter2: Why do you want to be a prefect?
Me: (Hipocrisy) I want to apply all my abilities that I was brought up with since my young age to make the school a safer place.
Shooter1: You mean the school isn't safe now?
Shooter3: You mean we are not doing our jobs properly?
Me: (Oh my..) I don't mean that, you are doing your jobs properly, its just that...
Shooter1: What is the "unsafe" things that you mentioned?
Me: (Bla bla bla people bullying the weak... smoking behind stadium bla bla)
Shooter2: Look at the first interviewer.
Me: *Looks*
Shooter1: Is there anything wrong with my appearance?
Me: (For the love of..) Your hair is so untidy. You should comb it before you go to school each morning. You aren't wearing your necktie properly. Your collar isn't even straightened. Wear your jacket properly. I can't see your name tag!! (Nag nag nag nag nag rant rant)
Shooter1: Okay enough, look at the third interviewer.
Me: *Looks*
Shooter3: What is wrong with my appearance?
Me: Hmm... You look okay.. (Good job~ You give prefects a good nameeee *not*)
Shooter2: Now, can you sing the school rally?
Me: In English, or..?
Shooter1,2,3: Any language you like.
Me: (Sing sing sing, after some time I remember to put my hand on my chest, Sing sing remember whole song sing sing)
Shooter1: Okay. Stand up. Show me your prefect look.
Me: What?
Shooter1: A prefect look is a.... look that makes people afraid of you.
Me: (I wanted to open my mouth like carpfish) *Stands up and put on normal face*
Shooter2: If you are a prefect on duty, show us how you would walk.
Me: *walk walk* (I wanted to catwalk)
Shooter3: Okay, you may take a seat. Okay, lets say Im picking a fight with you. I bring all my group and wanted to bash you up. What would you do?
Me: (Hipocrisy) I will first look at your name to see if know you. Then I'l try to memorise your name and remember your face. Then, I'l walk off calmly to the teachers office and tell them about it. (Sigh..)
Shooter2: Lets say your best friend brings a handphone. What would you do?
Me: I'l try to make them convince me they won't bring it again. If I see them bringing it again, I will take it away. (General answer)
Shooter2: Does that mean you will give them a chance?
Me: Yeah.
Shooter1: *Shuffles certificates* Are you proud of your archievements?
Me: Not really...
Shooter123: WHy not?
Me: Because I believe I can archieve greater heights then this.
Shooter2: Okay. Its the end of the interview session. You may go out now.
Me: Phew (Boils)
And so that was it. I really hope I won't go through all that again.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Tagged(2)
14) I used to love hiding inside my own cabinet whenever my mum or dad wanted to scold me. When the ycan't find me, they'l threaten my out by saying "We'll ask his kindergarten teacher to punish him" And I crawl out like Ju-On.
15) I made my brother fall down on his back when im in my primaries. As a retribution, I fell on my front 2 months later.
16) I love getting presents from my friends, but I'm overwhelmed by guilt when they give presents to me.
17) I ate a fly when im six years old and I thought I ate chicken. (It tasted like chicken but It smells...)
18) I used to cry when I don't get what I want. (Primaries)
19) Im not afraid of the darkness, but im afraid of the "ones" lurking in the darkness.
20) People say im violent, but I don't harm a tiny fly. (Except mosquitoes that intakes my blood.)
21) I had wanted to play the cello, but I got a violin instead. Feeling touched that my father actually brought one for me, I did not complain and took it up.
22) Im still waiting for someone to post himself playing the violin on youtube for my excitement.
23) I love manipulating people to do my dirty works. (Nah its not what you think, I just wanted them to show me how to do Add Maths, Physics, Chem, Bio, Maths... )
24) I hate people that blocks my view.
25) I love tags cause they are exciting.
AND TADAH!! I tag....
1- Yu Tse Lyn (2nd Sister)
2 - Yu Yin Young (Brother)
3 - My father
4 - My mother
5 - Summer (pet)
6 - Tina (pet)
7 - Teru Teru (pet)
8 - John Luke (Friend)
9 - Samantha (Friend's cousin)
10 - Damien D (Friend)
11 - Oliver Tiong (Friend P.S I almost put Dion instead of Tiong)
12 - Colin Chua (Friend Crocodile)
13 - Alexander Magriten (Friend Goldfish)
14 - Adrian Teo (Friend Cousin)
15 - Kevin H (Friend Daddy)
16 - Russell Chin (Friend Uncle)
17 - 23 (Reserved for Friend Daddy's Wife to be's)
24 - Shelly Ho ( Crocodile's friend)
25 - Nazmi N (Friend)
15) I made my brother fall down on his back when im in my primaries. As a retribution, I fell on my front 2 months later.
16) I love getting presents from my friends, but I'm overwhelmed by guilt when they give presents to me.
17) I ate a fly when im six years old and I thought I ate chicken. (It tasted like chicken but It smells...)
18) I used to cry when I don't get what I want. (Primaries)
19) Im not afraid of the darkness, but im afraid of the "ones" lurking in the darkness.
20) People say im violent, but I don't harm a tiny fly. (Except mosquitoes that intakes my blood.)
21) I had wanted to play the cello, but I got a violin instead. Feeling touched that my father actually brought one for me, I did not complain and took it up.
22) Im still waiting for someone to post himself playing the violin on youtube for my excitement.
23) I love manipulating people to do my dirty works. (Nah its not what you think, I just wanted them to show me how to do Add Maths, Physics, Chem, Bio, Maths... )
24) I hate people that blocks my view.
25) I love tags cause they are exciting.
AND TADAH!! I tag....
1- Yu Tse Lyn (2nd Sister)
2 - Yu Yin Young (Brother)
3 - My father
4 - My mother
5 - Summer (pet)
6 - Tina (pet)
7 - Teru Teru (pet)
8 - John Luke (Friend)
9 - Samantha (Friend's cousin)
10 - Damien D (Friend)
11 - Oliver Tiong (Friend P.S I almost put Dion instead of Tiong)
12 - Colin Chua (Friend Crocodile)
13 - Alexander Magriten (Friend Goldfish)
14 - Adrian Teo (Friend Cousin)
15 - Kevin H (Friend Daddy)
16 - Russell Chin (Friend Uncle)
17 - 23 (Reserved for Friend Daddy's Wife to be's)
24 - Shelly Ho ( Crocodile's friend)
25 - Nazmi N (Friend)
Friday, February 6, 2009
Tagged (1)
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you! (but for ME, I just wanna give you the trouble of writing)
1) I was addicted to pokemon at 7 years old after my bro showed me the game on PC (Gold ver) Now I don't even feel like touching it any more.
2) I also had a "baby pillow" to hug when I sleep. Without it, I always believe that spiders or ants will enter my ears. (I used the pillow to cover my ears)
3) At primary school, I used to disturb red ants at the school. When I see them, I use my fingers to flick it away when its gathering food. Or I take leaves from a nearby plant to throw on them.
4) My Yahoo inbox has 1322 unread mails and counting.
5) People say I look like my eldest sister.
6) I love Summer.
7) My personality shifts out of pace. Sometimes I feel like talking and sometimes I just hate socializing. Mood swingsss~
8) I hate copycats that copy the personality of other friends that I have.
9) I hate people that spews out maggots (vulgar) at me.
10) I am afraid of worms, millipedes, centipedes, maggots, earthworms, caterpillars.. all THOSE WRIGGLY THINGS.
11) Sometimes I don't feel like going through life, and so I force myself to sleep when morning comes hoping that something good will happen. I don't feel like being alive on earth at all unless something good happens that excite me.
12) I always get De Ja Vu's when looking at something. Its like... I look at a ruler and I suddenly remember that I dreamt of drawing a line on the wall at school 5 days ago. And 5 days ago, I could not even remember my dream. Today, after I saw my sister tagging me I remembered that yesterday I dreamt of her coming back to Kuching.
13) I feel like im absorbing the luck of those around me and emitting misfortune. People is like : Sigh today... and im like (yay!! huh?)
WIll continue the rest tonight~
1) I was addicted to pokemon at 7 years old after my bro showed me the game on PC (Gold ver) Now I don't even feel like touching it any more.
2) I also had a "baby pillow" to hug when I sleep. Without it, I always believe that spiders or ants will enter my ears. (I used the pillow to cover my ears)
3) At primary school, I used to disturb red ants at the school. When I see them, I use my fingers to flick it away when its gathering food. Or I take leaves from a nearby plant to throw on them.
4) My Yahoo inbox has 1322 unread mails and counting.
5) People say I look like my eldest sister.
6) I love Summer.
7) My personality shifts out of pace. Sometimes I feel like talking and sometimes I just hate socializing. Mood swingsss~
8) I hate copycats that copy the personality of other friends that I have.
9) I hate people that spews out maggots (vulgar) at me.
10) I am afraid of worms, millipedes, centipedes, maggots, earthworms, caterpillars.. all THOSE WRIGGLY THINGS.
11) Sometimes I don't feel like going through life, and so I force myself to sleep when morning comes hoping that something good will happen. I don't feel like being alive on earth at all unless something good happens that excite me.
12) I always get De Ja Vu's when looking at something. Its like... I look at a ruler and I suddenly remember that I dreamt of drawing a line on the wall at school 5 days ago. And 5 days ago, I could not even remember my dream. Today, after I saw my sister tagging me I remembered that yesterday I dreamt of her coming back to Kuching.
13) I feel like im absorbing the luck of those around me and emitting misfortune. People is like : Sigh today... and im like (yay!! huh?)
WIll continue the rest tonight~
Sunday, February 1, 2009
All of you must be...
EXTREMELY bored because I've not posted any photos for god knows how long...
The sad truth is that....
I've formatted my PC last year in DEC. It seems that the 7 year old hard drive can't take much more. All my photos are now in the dumps. I have some photos taken through my handphone, but it isn't as clear as those then.
Well, here they are!
WARNING WARNING
Dog pictures Dog pictures Dog pictures
Any human beings that are prone to having allergy, seizures and heart attack when looking at cute photos of dogs must immediately leave the page and Alt + F4 to close the window, take some medicine and lastly wiping the screen of the monitor/laptop with disinfectant.
The sad truth is that....
I've formatted my PC last year in DEC. It seems that the 7 year old hard drive can't take much more. All my photos are now in the dumps. I have some photos taken through my handphone, but it isn't as clear as those then.
Well, here they are!
WARNING WARNING
Dog pictures Dog pictures Dog pictures
Any human beings that are prone to having allergy, seizures and heart attack when looking at cute photos of dogs must immediately leave the page and Alt + F4 to close the window, take some medicine and lastly wiping the screen of the monitor/laptop with disinfectant.
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