NEVER LOOK AT BLACK DOGS THE SAME WAY AGAIN
It happens on the third day of CNY.
That night, guests came to my house. The last F****** GUEST DIDN'T CLOSE TEH STUPID GATE. When my father came to check, a stupid black stray dog was RAPING MY BEAUTIFUL SUMMER. My father TOOK OUT A STICK AND BASHED THE STRAY DOG, BUT IT DIDN'T BUDGE. AFTER 5 MINUTES, MY MOTHER CAME IN MY ROOM AND TOLD ME.
WHY DIDNT SHE TELL ME EARLIER SO I CAN FLY TO THE LOCATION AND CUT ITS STUPID HEAD OFF?????????????????????
I ran out the house with the poison blowpipe darts trying to hunt the F****** DOG.
COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AS IMPLIED ABOVE, THE BLACK STRAY DID NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY OF GETTING KILLED BY ME TO APPEASE MYSELF BUT RAN OFF LEAVING SUMMER TO TAKE CARE OF THE TO BE NEWBORNS HERSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STUPID BLACK STRAY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE IT BURNS IN HELL EVEN BEFORE ITS DEAD!!! IF IT DIDN'T DIE, SHOOT IT. IF IT DIDN'T DIE, SHOOT IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOOT IT!!
BURN IT!!
STAB IT!!
PIERCE IT!!
CHOP IT!!
JUST KILL IT!!!!!
JUST DIE ALREADY.. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE RAPISTS IN THIS WORLD.
AFTER I POST THIS, MAY ALL RAPISTS DIE OF EXCESSIVE BLOOD PRESSURE IN THE HEAD, HEART AND AIR PRESSURE IN LUNGS. THEY WILL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH, SPEWING OUT BLOOD AND UNABLE TO TALK FOR 10 SECONDS. AFTER THAT IS OVER WITH, THEY WILL DIE AND BE EATEN BY MAGGOTS.
SUMMER IS A PURE BREED LABRADOR!!! STUPID STRAYS ARE NOT IN THE SAME CLASS. GO DIE LOW CLASS STRAYS.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Sunday, January 18, 2009
The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter (Japanese: 竹取物語; Taketori Monogatari) PT 2
I love the story. It gives me that feeling of warmth that modern books these days never seem to bring. Now I want to meet Princess Kaguya!! ( I feel like a child )
In the modern version of Kaguya-hime, the story is unleashed as a game in Touhou 08- Imperishable Night. Touching indeed.
The story this time takes place again in Gensokyo, the other world where humans, youkais, onis, and whatever beings you can think of live in perfect harmony.(Putting aside the facts that onis and youkais actually eat humans inside the game)
I should just get to the point right?
Kaguya-hime is named Kaguya Houraisan in the game. This is the summarized game info I found in Wiki.
It's the eve of the Harvest Moon Festival in Gensokyo when the youkai sense that something is wrong with the moon. It appears that the moon has been replaced by a fake moon that can never become full. In order to find the real moon before sunrise, the protagonists extended the night to make an imperishable night, and set out to find the culprit.
After minor skirmishes along the way, including a battle with a fellow culprit-seeker, the protagonists reaches Eientei, the mansion of the perpetrator. Once inside, they find that the mansion is guarded by a the moon rabbit Reisen Udongein Inaba, whose ability can cause disorientation. From here, the team may either choose the path that leads to the fake moon conjured by Eirin Yagokoro, or the real moon, where the moon princess Kaguya Houraisan is hiding. It is then realized that the moon was swapped in order to sever the link between the earth and the moon to hide Kaguya from the lunar emissaries who seek to bring her back. The team then accepts Kaguya's "Five Impossible Requests" and fight until daybreak.
Okay then, Eirin Yagokoro is Kaguya Houraisan's best friend and nurse. She has the ability to concoct all types of medicine. In the game, it is said that she is the one that actually created the hourai elixir(Info at bottom). Both her and Kaguya are Lunarians, the people of the moon. Eirin stated that the Lunarians once lived happily on the moon. Sadly, the humans came and left a flag there, claiming that the moon was theirs. The Lunarians, who were once peace loving beings then fled the place.
Eirin Yagokoro created a fake moon to fool the humans. The real moon actually has enough power to make a person mad, according to Kaguya Houraisan. Lunarians are not immortal. After Eirin concocted the potion, she forced Kaguya to drink it. Thus, no matter how many times Kaguya is killed, she will reform.
-End of summarisation-
If the story is true (And I know its not..)
-Does that mean our moon is fake?
-Does Kaguya-hime really exist?
-Are humans actually that cruel? claiming lands of others..
Hourai Elixir (Elixir of Hourai)
Hourai is a legendary place in Japan, its like our Shangri La. This story may have reached your ears before, but I'l just summarize it to make it shorter. The Emperor of China once knew of an island where the grass there can be made a potion of longevity. So, he asked his advisor to collect the grass for him. He wanted to be immortal. His advisor knew of the person the Emperor of China was. Cruel and Sadistic. He did not want the emperor to be immortal, so he demanded.
"I need 100 Boys and 100 girls so they can harvest the grass. It would take approximately 50 years or so."
The desperate emperor then agreed.
HOWEVER...
The advisor went to the island with the 100 boys and girls. Instead of harvesting the grass, he burned them all so that no one can archieve longevity for the purpose of evildoings. The grass that can bring longevity is supposed to be the Hourai grass, and the island that once had the grass is now....
Guess what?
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
The answer is...
J
JA
JAP
(YOU MIGHT HAVE ALREADY GUESSED IT!!)
JAPA
JAPAN
YES!!! It is Japan. See the reason why the people of Japan hates China so much last time? possibly, the parents of the 100 boys and 100 girls are victims of the Emperor of China last time.
Is it interesting???
I guess my writings are just bad then..
In the modern version of Kaguya-hime, the story is unleashed as a game in Touhou 08- Imperishable Night. Touching indeed.
The story this time takes place again in Gensokyo, the other world where humans, youkais, onis, and whatever beings you can think of live in perfect harmony.(Putting aside the facts that onis and youkais actually eat humans inside the game)
I should just get to the point right?
Kaguya-hime is named Kaguya Houraisan in the game. This is the summarized game info I found in Wiki.
It's the eve of the Harvest Moon Festival in Gensokyo when the youkai sense that something is wrong with the moon. It appears that the moon has been replaced by a fake moon that can never become full. In order to find the real moon before sunrise, the protagonists extended the night to make an imperishable night, and set out to find the culprit.
After minor skirmishes along the way, including a battle with a fellow culprit-seeker, the protagonists reaches Eientei, the mansion of the perpetrator. Once inside, they find that the mansion is guarded by a the moon rabbit Reisen Udongein Inaba, whose ability can cause disorientation. From here, the team may either choose the path that leads to the fake moon conjured by Eirin Yagokoro, or the real moon, where the moon princess Kaguya Houraisan is hiding. It is then realized that the moon was swapped in order to sever the link between the earth and the moon to hide Kaguya from the lunar emissaries who seek to bring her back. The team then accepts Kaguya's "Five Impossible Requests" and fight until daybreak.
Okay then, Eirin Yagokoro is Kaguya Houraisan's best friend and nurse. She has the ability to concoct all types of medicine. In the game, it is said that she is the one that actually created the hourai elixir(Info at bottom). Both her and Kaguya are Lunarians, the people of the moon. Eirin stated that the Lunarians once lived happily on the moon. Sadly, the humans came and left a flag there, claiming that the moon was theirs. The Lunarians, who were once peace loving beings then fled the place.
Eirin Yagokoro created a fake moon to fool the humans. The real moon actually has enough power to make a person mad, according to Kaguya Houraisan. Lunarians are not immortal. After Eirin concocted the potion, she forced Kaguya to drink it. Thus, no matter how many times Kaguya is killed, she will reform.
-End of summarisation-
If the story is true (And I know its not..)
-Does that mean our moon is fake?
-Does Kaguya-hime really exist?
-Are humans actually that cruel? claiming lands of others..
Hourai Elixir (Elixir of Hourai)
Hourai is a legendary place in Japan, its like our Shangri La. This story may have reached your ears before, but I'l just summarize it to make it shorter. The Emperor of China once knew of an island where the grass there can be made a potion of longevity. So, he asked his advisor to collect the grass for him. He wanted to be immortal. His advisor knew of the person the Emperor of China was. Cruel and Sadistic. He did not want the emperor to be immortal, so he demanded.
"I need 100 Boys and 100 girls so they can harvest the grass. It would take approximately 50 years or so."
The desperate emperor then agreed.
HOWEVER...
The advisor went to the island with the 100 boys and girls. Instead of harvesting the grass, he burned them all so that no one can archieve longevity for the purpose of evildoings. The grass that can bring longevity is supposed to be the Hourai grass, and the island that once had the grass is now....
Guess what?
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
The answer is...
J
JA
JAP
(YOU MIGHT HAVE ALREADY GUESSED IT!!)
JAPA
JAPAN
YES!!! It is Japan. See the reason why the people of Japan hates China so much last time? possibly, the parents of the 100 boys and 100 girls are victims of the Emperor of China last time.
Is it interesting???
I guess my writings are just bad then..
Saturday, January 17, 2009
The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter (Japanese: 竹取物語; Taketori Monogatari)
-Its a 10th century Japanese folktale, also known as The Tale of Princess Kaguya (かぐや姫の物語, Kaguya-hime no Monogatari). It is considered the oldest extant Japanese narrative
-It primarily details the life of a mysterious girl called Kaguya-hime who was discovered, as a baby, inside the stalk of a glowing bamboo plant. She is said to be from Tsuki-no-Miyako (月の都 "The Capital of the Moon") and has unusual hair that "shines like gold".
I did a research on Princess Kaguya, (かぐや姫/Radiant Light Princess/Kaguya-Hime) and found out that the story is actually by all means quite exciting. The factuals and fantasies are all mixed up in one whole story. What actually amazed me is that the story actually connects to our real life. I'l just summarize the whole story so you readers would not be lost in words.
Once upon a time, there lived an old couple. The old man, Taketori-no-Okina (竹取翁 "the Old Man who Harvests Bamboo") came across a shining bamboo stalk while harvesting bamboo's for living. Amazed, he sliced it open to come upon a baby, as big as a thumb inside the bamboo. Since he and his elderly wife did not have any children, he was overjoyed and brought the baby back home.
His elderly wife was overjoyed too. Both of them planned for a long time to make a name for the baby. The old man then said: " I found the baby while cutting bamboo stalks in the lucent moonlght that shines brightly, thus we will call her Kaguya-hime (かぐや姫 "radiant-night princess"). His elderly wife agreed.
Thereafter, whenever the old man cuts bamboo, he will find a nugget of gold inside. Soon, he became rich and Kaguya-hime grew up to become a woman of extraordinary beauty and jet black hair that shines like gold. Her beauty spread far and wide. Even princes of various countries came to ask for her hand in marriage.
The old man tried to keep her from getting married, but was powerless against the princes and kings.
Kaguya-hime asked for impossible requests whenever the kings and princes ask for her hand in marriage. She asked for five heavenly treasures, which is The Buddha's Stone Bowl, The Jeweled Branch of Penglai, The Fire Rat's Robe , The Dragon's Necklace and lastly, the Swallow's Cowrie Shell.
A Prince once brought her an expensive golden bowl, but Kaguya-hime saw through the trick and refused to marry the prince. Another prince died in an attempt to retrieve the sacred treasures. The impossible requests of Kaguya-hime were never fulfilled.
The story of Kaguya-hime's beauty reached the Emperor of Japan, Mikado Meiji's ears at last. Once he saw Kaguya-hime, he immediately fell in love and asked for her hand in marriage. Although Kaguya-hime did not even ask him to fulfill the impossible requests, she immediately refused. She kept in touch with the emperor, but continued to refuse his request.
That summer, there was a bright full moon in the sky. On this sight, tears dropped from Kaguya-hime's eyes. Her parents asked her what was bothering her.
It was then revealed that Kaguya-hime was a princess from the moon. She fled to earth in an attempt to escape the great celestial war that brewed on the moon at the current time.
As the day of her return approached, the emperor brought his guards and surrounded Kaguya-hime's house to protect her from being forcefully brought back to the moon. However when night falls, the light of the moon became so bright it blinded all the guards.
Kaguya-hime then announced that : eventhough she loved her friends and family on earth, she must return to the moon, her true origin. She then took a sip of the elixir of life(Hourai Elixir) and was brought back to the moon, leaving her parents in tears.
(To be continued)
-It primarily details the life of a mysterious girl called Kaguya-hime who was discovered, as a baby, inside the stalk of a glowing bamboo plant. She is said to be from Tsuki-no-Miyako (月の都 "The Capital of the Moon") and has unusual hair that "shines like gold".
I did a research on Princess Kaguya, (かぐや姫/Radiant Light Princess/Kaguya-Hime) and found out that the story is actually by all means quite exciting. The factuals and fantasies are all mixed up in one whole story. What actually amazed me is that the story actually connects to our real life. I'l just summarize the whole story so you readers would not be lost in words.
Once upon a time, there lived an old couple. The old man, Taketori-no-Okina (竹取翁 "the Old Man who Harvests Bamboo") came across a shining bamboo stalk while harvesting bamboo's for living. Amazed, he sliced it open to come upon a baby, as big as a thumb inside the bamboo. Since he and his elderly wife did not have any children, he was overjoyed and brought the baby back home.
His elderly wife was overjoyed too. Both of them planned for a long time to make a name for the baby. The old man then said: " I found the baby while cutting bamboo stalks in the lucent moonlght that shines brightly, thus we will call her Kaguya-hime (かぐや姫 "radiant-night princess"). His elderly wife agreed.
Thereafter, whenever the old man cuts bamboo, he will find a nugget of gold inside. Soon, he became rich and Kaguya-hime grew up to become a woman of extraordinary beauty and jet black hair that shines like gold. Her beauty spread far and wide. Even princes of various countries came to ask for her hand in marriage.
The old man tried to keep her from getting married, but was powerless against the princes and kings.
Kaguya-hime asked for impossible requests whenever the kings and princes ask for her hand in marriage. She asked for five heavenly treasures, which is The Buddha's Stone Bowl, The Jeweled Branch of Penglai, The Fire Rat's Robe , The Dragon's Necklace and lastly, the Swallow's Cowrie Shell.
A Prince once brought her an expensive golden bowl, but Kaguya-hime saw through the trick and refused to marry the prince. Another prince died in an attempt to retrieve the sacred treasures. The impossible requests of Kaguya-hime were never fulfilled.
The story of Kaguya-hime's beauty reached the Emperor of Japan, Mikado Meiji's ears at last. Once he saw Kaguya-hime, he immediately fell in love and asked for her hand in marriage. Although Kaguya-hime did not even ask him to fulfill the impossible requests, she immediately refused. She kept in touch with the emperor, but continued to refuse his request.
That summer, there was a bright full moon in the sky. On this sight, tears dropped from Kaguya-hime's eyes. Her parents asked her what was bothering her.
It was then revealed that Kaguya-hime was a princess from the moon. She fled to earth in an attempt to escape the great celestial war that brewed on the moon at the current time.
As the day of her return approached, the emperor brought his guards and surrounded Kaguya-hime's house to protect her from being forcefully brought back to the moon. However when night falls, the light of the moon became so bright it blinded all the guards.
Kaguya-hime then announced that : eventhough she loved her friends and family on earth, she must return to the moon, her true origin. She then took a sip of the elixir of life(Hourai Elixir) and was brought back to the moon, leaving her parents in tears.
(To be continued)
School
Looks like my plan no.1 is going quite well..
I do something bad and Nicholas somehow takes all the blame. It looks like im an angel in the teacher's eyes. Okay... I should not do that anymore since I might spoil the teachers view of me.
But..
(My mouth is somehow forcing it self to smile more then before)
Agh the aching mouth muscles..
Maybe I'l just give it up and laze around with my moody look in class.
Im tired of painting a mask in front of my face, especially when nobody really cares.
BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT
Once I have gained full trust from the teachers I can get more advice from them on how to solve problems in each particular subjects!
Anyways..
Smiling can be really heartwarming, but when you know that you are not really smiling in your heart it takes away all the warmth.
So what should I do to smile like I did before?
(WHAT A SHORT BLOG POST)
Extend
Extended
Anyways, im boredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored. I should end the post now. BYE.
I do something bad and Nicholas somehow takes all the blame. It looks like im an angel in the teacher's eyes. Okay... I should not do that anymore since I might spoil the teachers view of me.
But..
(My mouth is somehow forcing it self to smile more then before)
Agh the aching mouth muscles..
Maybe I'l just give it up and laze around with my moody look in class.
Im tired of painting a mask in front of my face, especially when nobody really cares.
BUT ON SECOND THOUGHT
Once I have gained full trust from the teachers I can get more advice from them on how to solve problems in each particular subjects!
Anyways..
Smiling can be really heartwarming, but when you know that you are not really smiling in your heart it takes away all the warmth.
So what should I do to smile like I did before?
(WHAT A SHORT BLOG POST)
Extend
Extended
Anyways, im boredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored. I should end the post now. BYE.
Friday, January 9, 2009
The Today~
This morning, I went to school with my friends for Badminton. I wonder how it turned out as me going for gaming somewhere. Who cares. Whatever. I don't care at all. Do you?
I seem to have gotten more ignorant in form 4. Bad Feng Shui I guess..
ANYWAYS
New year for school!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OLD FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW SOMEONE THAT BLOCKS MY VIEW OF THE BEAUTIFUL BLACKBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!
SAME OLD SOMEONE THAT SMELLS LIKE...
Many friends that moved to different classes......
New teachers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW SUBJECTS.......
SO should I be happy,sad or plain emotionless???
I guess I'l just sulk in class.
AND TODAYS SPECIAL!!!!
VIOLIN LESSON
I walked up the stairs to the room where I was supposed to be whenever there is a violin lesson, which is every Saturday. I was surprised when I didn't see the familiar face I was supposed to see, but a NEW TEACHER. I walked back three steps, AND SUDDENLY THE DOOR BEHIND ME OPENED.(It wasn't right behind me, a few metres back) And my violin teacher called me from behind. (Did I see the wrong class?) And I entered the new class where the violin teacher was waiting for me inside. ( Guess not ) I started taking out my violin ( Which always takes 15 minutes ) AND STARTED PLAYING. *makes excuses* The violin lesson didn't go well because it was a new class which has a new atmosphere, and I am not taught to memorise notes on the stave and THE new class was too small for me and and and... ANYWAYS... My life continues on and went I was walking down the stairs I broke one of the legs of the staircase which made me feel ambarassed because everybody was looking at me at that time and AS QUICK as lightning I dashed into the car to get sent home.
Bad luck or what????
I guess its just one of those days where rain never stops falling.........
I seem to have gotten more ignorant in form 4. Bad Feng Shui I guess..
ANYWAYS
New year for school!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OLD FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW SOMEONE THAT BLOCKS MY VIEW OF THE BEAUTIFUL BLACKBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!
SAME OLD SOMEONE THAT SMELLS LIKE...
Many friends that moved to different classes......
New teachers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW SUBJECTS.......
SO should I be happy,sad or plain emotionless???
I guess I'l just sulk in class.
AND TODAYS SPECIAL!!!!
VIOLIN LESSON
I walked up the stairs to the room where I was supposed to be whenever there is a violin lesson, which is every Saturday. I was surprised when I didn't see the familiar face I was supposed to see, but a NEW TEACHER. I walked back three steps, AND SUDDENLY THE DOOR BEHIND ME OPENED.(It wasn't right behind me, a few metres back) And my violin teacher called me from behind. (Did I see the wrong class?) And I entered the new class where the violin teacher was waiting for me inside. ( Guess not ) I started taking out my violin ( Which always takes 15 minutes ) AND STARTED PLAYING. *makes excuses* The violin lesson didn't go well because it was a new class which has a new atmosphere, and I am not taught to memorise notes on the stave and THE new class was too small for me and and and... ANYWAYS... My life continues on and went I was walking down the stairs I broke one of the legs of the staircase which made me feel ambarassed because everybody was looking at me at that time and AS QUICK as lightning I dashed into the car to get sent home.
Bad luck or what????
I guess its just one of those days where rain never stops falling.........
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