Well, just bought a new phone this new year. Like all dream phones, theres a front camera so I ended up doing what most people do with phones with front cameras. Selfies. And more selfies. But I selfie-d less. I didnt take a picture of my grace like everywhere and anywhere at any time. Just when I felt like it I would take out my phone, go to the camera and SNAP. And theres my face waiting to be posted on yours sincerely FACEBOOK. But NO. As much as I would love to share a selfie (with my face of course, not my p*nis.) with everyone on FACEBOOK, I am not an attention seeker so I would rather keep my selfies to myself and laugh at them when I am feeling down or what.
But with a good phone comes great responsibilities. For example, imagine a time when your groupmates need to take a picture of an experimental result they just found. Yeah engineers have to take pictures to include in reports ALL the time. And the thing is that they dont have super good phones with them and even if they did take a picture it would come out blur and looking like censored pornography. So its okay. Take a picture. SNAP.
And then your brain goes "lets show it to them to see if they're satisfied with the shot".
And you show them the pictures one by one. Next.
Next.
Next.
AND LO AND BEHOLD ITS RIGHT THERE THE SELFIE YOU TOOK LAST NIGHT
And they pretend to look somewhere else and you're like oh .I .No .I .mean. what.
Though I imagine its not as awkward as when you take a naked shot of yourself. Thankfully I dont do kinky stuff.
Anyways blah.
Might as well share it somewhere no one reads and hope I will be famous in death.
Oh yes I am a ninja.
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