But Selamat Hari Raya , Maaf Zahir & Batin to all my Malay friends :)
Its been a while since I blogged, its not because that im busy, but its because of pure laziness. I have like went out of topics to blog about.
Anyways, about the cobra incident. Its cute and black, but it ran away because it sensed that we would kill it if it stayed. The story went like this, in dialogue form AGAIN
Title : The Cobra
Its 8 AM in the morning. I REPEAT. 8 AM.
Mother from downstairs : WAKE UP AND HELP ME WITH THIS!!
Me : (slowly walked down)
Mother : See our dog scratching the ground at the back while barking, its a sign of danger!!! move away the flowerpots so our dog can attack the "dangerous" thing.
Me : I think its better not to move the flowerpots, who knows what may be inside?
Mother : JUST MOVE IT LA!!!!!!!
Me : (Whatever.. still blur cause just woke up)
So, I moved the flowerpots so that my dog can scratch out whatever it is. Suddenly, a cobra slithered out of its hiding place and proceeded to escape.
My mother and me is on opposite sides. My dog and the cobra was in the middle of us. I tried not to make any sudden movements as the cobra would attack me if I do so. But when I wasnt trying to make any movements...
Mother : FASTER COME HERE FAST FAST FAST COME COME HERE COME HERE ABCDEFG COME HERE FASTER 123456 HERE COME STAR MOON EARTH ROCK FIRE HERE COME COME HERE!!!
The cobra panicked a bit hearing the loud monstrous voice and slithered to escape further. My dog, hating sudden movements went and attacked the cobra and chased it to its wormhole. When I safely reached the other side and amidst the commotion,
Mother : FASTER GO FRONT AND TAKE MY HANDPHONE!! I MUST TAKE A VIDEO / PICTURE OF THIS.
Me : Whatever... ( WHY IS SHE SEARCHING FOR HANDPHONE WHEN SHE CAN TAKE OUT A STICK AND KILL THE COBRA OR SOMETHING???? )
So after I delivered her precious phototaker, I rushed to find the "kayu belian" that animals are afraid of. I can't find it in its usual place, so I guessed my mother must have put it in the storeroom. I got it and rushed again to the scene which I only took one minute to find the stick.
Mother : DONT BLOCK LAH!!!
Me : Where the cobra?? (saw it)
Sadly, the wormhole was a tad too small. When the cobra spewed its "dangerous" liquid, my dog cant manage to avoid it and so it reached her eyes. The cobra then safely evacuated from the tempat kejadian.
Trivia
-My mother said the snake was six feet long. SIX FEET? thats as long as me!!! ya right, I had a closer view of the snake as I was NEARER to it.
-No reptiles were hurt in the incident. Only mammals.
-We used eye mo to cure my dog's eyes later. Now, she can see as well as me, without my specs.
-Sadly, my mom deleted the video because she "thought" that I saved it in her laptop already when she said no when I asked if she wanted me to save it in her laptop.
-My mother ubahsuai-ed the story so much and made me the mangsa in most of her stories.
This version is not ubahsuaied abit except for the "STAR ROCK MOON FIRE HERE COME HERE!!!!" <- which is 10% exaggerated because it reminds me of that.
Ii Kagen ni shiro desu,
Domo arigato gozaimasu!!
I mean, thank you and ignore the ROMAJI written above as its something we would never expect from me.
WAIT!!! THERE IS MORE!!!
Ena prank called me yesterday.
Title: Prank Call
Ena : Hello, is this Mr Yin Kii?
Me: Uh... No.
Ena : Are you sure it isn't Mr Yin Kii? ( Oh damn maybe I got the wrong number)
Me : Okay, I am (Okay its a prank call all right XD )
Ena : Okay, Mr Yin Kii, you won a free trip to Kuala Lumpur (or something like that)
Me : Oh.. (Laugh like crazy while covering the mouth of the phone)
Ena : Excuse me sir, so you won a free trip to Kuala Lumpur. How do you feel?
Me : (still laughing)
Ena : Excuse me sir Yin Kii, how do you feel about winning the free trip to Kuala Lumpur? (Why is he laughing!!!?? he isn't supposed to laugh!! It isn't in the script!!! )
Me : (Tries to stop laughing) *clears troat* uh, YAY?
Ena : (Laughs a while) Okay, you win, I give up (laugh laugh)
Me : (Laughing)
Ena : Uh okay, bye bye (Ish!! next time must use other number and a more different voice!)
Me : Bye! ( I was expecting another call :X )
Thats all for today! :)
